Ellen Degeneres virus........Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.
Monica Lewinsky virus........Sucks all the memory out of your computer.
Titanic virus................Makes your whole computer go down.
Disney virus.................Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
Mike Tyson virus.............Quits after one byte.
Prozac virus.............Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't
care.
Lorena Bobbit virus..........Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch
floppy.
Woody Allen virus...............By-passes the motherboard and turns on a
daughter card.
Joey Buttafuoco virus........Only attacks minor files.
Spice Girl virus.............Has no real function, but makes a pretty
desktop.
Ronald Reagan virus..........Saves your data, but forgets where it is
stored.
Dr. Kevorkian virus.....Searches your hard drive for old files and
deletes
them.
Oprah Winfrey virus..........Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to
80MB,
and then slowly expands to 300MB.
AT&T virus............Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service
you
are getting.
MCI virus............Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying
too
much for the AT&T virus.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus........Terminates and stays resident.
It'll be back.
Viagra virus.......Expands your hard drive while putting
too
much pressure on your zip drive.
Then there is the Clinton PC....... It has a six inch hard drive and no
memory.
